10 funny quotes about motherhood, parenting, and raising kids

“I didn’t fully wrap my head around the fact that there would be a person at the end of it. I read endlessly about pregnancy and what to eat and what not to eat. And then I sort of prepared not at all for the actual baby.”
— Ellie Kemper

“No one told me I’d be coming home in diapers, too.” — Chrissy Teigen

“Parenting is a lot like the bar scene: everyone is yelling, everything is sticky, it’s the same music over and over again, and occasionally pukes.” — Rookie Moms

“You know life has changed when going to the grocery store by yourself is a vacation.” — unknown

“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.”
— Phyllis Diller

“A 3-year-old is basically a walking, talking middle finger.” — Amy Dillon

“My friends make me feel dumb now. They’re talking about Syria and Egypt, and I’m just, like, ‘Oscar was out of control on “Sesame Street.” He was extra-grouchy today.’” — Wanda Sykes

“Once you have kids you never pee by yourself again.” — Jennifer Garner

“Parenting is F**King hard.” — Adele
